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		<title>So who is playing today?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 17:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently Mike Banner is going to start again according to Breaking Sports Chicago.  The Chicago Fire twitter hit us with the following a few hours ago: the fire&#8217;s having their pregame breakfast at the team hotel! Countdown 4 hrs till match start &#8211; expect some new faces in the starting XI! So new faces in [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=217&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Apparently Mike Banner is going to start again according to <a href="http://www.chicagobreakingsports.com/2010/04/banner-slated-to-start-for-fire-on-saturday.html" target="_blank">Breaking Sports Chicago</a>.  The Chicago Fire twitter hit us with the <a href="http://twitter.com/ChiFireSoccer/status/11540779232" target="_blank">following </a>a few hours ago:</p>
<blockquote><p>the fire&#8217;s having their pregame breakfast at the team hotel! Countdown 4 hrs till match start &#8211; expect some new faces in the starting XI!</p></blockquote>
<p>So new faces in the 11.  I would have thought John and Kroll would get the nod this week.  Maybe Kroll is moving to the inside if Conde doesn&#8217;t play?  Does Kwame get the call before Kroll does?</p>
<p>UPDATE:</p>
<p>Starting Lineup courtesy of <a href="http://chicagofiresoccer.blogspot.com/2010/04/chicago-fire-starting-xi.html?utm_source=twitterfeed&amp;utm_medium=twitter" target="_blank">En Fuego:</a></p>
<p>Andrew Dykstra &#8211; GK<br />
Tim Ward &#8211; DEF<br />
Kwame Watson-Siriboe &#8211; DEF<br />
CJ Brown &#8211; DEF<br />
Krzysztof Krol &#8211; DEF<br />
Patrick Nyarko &#8211; MID<br />
Logan Pause &#8211; MID<br />
Peter Lowry &#8211; MID<br />
Marco Pappa &#8211; MID<br />
Collins John &#8211; FWD<br />
Brian McBride &#8211; FWD (c)</p>
<p>So the Mike Banner report was wrong.  Martinez is out and Nyarko moves into the midfield.  Siriboe starts in place of the injured Conde.  This game is going to be interesting defensively.</p>
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		<title>Fire blogger(s): Can we stop over reacting now?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2010 04:46:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, could we just all calm the fuck down?  I realize the Fire lost last weekend.  Shit I was there standing in the fucking cold rooting the boys on.  Yet I was mildly encouraged by the loss.  There were problems but for a team looking to establish a new style of play I thought things [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=208&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, could we just all calm the fuck down?  I realize the Fire lost last weekend.  Shit I was there standing in the fucking cold rooting the boys on.  Yet I was mildly encouraged by the loss.  There were problems but for a team looking to establish a new style of play I thought things went pretty well outside of Logan Pause doing some ball watching at an unfortunate time and the team not creating enough chances (Nyarko tried his damnedest but the rest of the midfield didn&#8217;t get rolling until a nice spell in the second half).  I wrote up my thoughts for <a href="http://fire.american-soccer-news.com/?p=631" target="_blank">ASN on the game</a>.  Quick summary: I wasn&#8217;t suicidal after the game.  Could have just as easily ended in a draw.  So reading the limited previews I could find about this game you would think the team is completely and utterly fucked after one game.  OK you got me.  Really I&#8217;m just talking about the <a href="http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-fire-confidential/2010/04/fire-vs-rapids-match-preview-1.html" target="_blank">last meaningful post of Sam Stejskal</a> at Fire Confidential.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>All offseason, we heard that this year&#8217;s version of the Fire would attractively attack. They were supposed to use possession in build up, moving the ball from the back line, through the midfield and &#8212; ultimately &#8212; to the forwards. The thing is, we didn&#8217;t see that at all in last week&#8217;s match against the Red Bulls.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Really Sam?  I think we were watching different games.  While the forwards never fully tested Condoul the team did build through the midfield.  The second half of that game was mostly possession by the Fire and they did create some opportunities for their forwards right after Collins John subbed in.  Nyarko in particular was excellent all game and Pappa had some nice moments in the second half.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>A true championship contender wouldn&#8217;t get bossed around in the midfield to a team coming off a historically bad season. A true championship contender wouldn&#8217;t have several players lay an absolute stinker.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Oh you have to be fucking kidding me.  For one the Fire didn&#8217;t get &#8216;bossed around&#8217; in the midfield.  If they did the Red Bulls would have created a lot more chances than the two or three they actually had.  Several players laid stinkers (nice use of a clichéd term there)?  Who?  I thought Logan Pause was bad last week and it was clear Mike Banner still isn&#8217;t a left back, yet neither of them were complete failures at their position.  I didn&#8217;t feel that anyone was particularly awful.  You could point at Martinez as having a bad game but he wasn&#8217;t awful just not as good as expected.  I thought Ward played solid if rusty.  Many people seem to disagree with me on that.  Still he wasn&#8217;t a problem in terms of giving up goals or really a lot of chances.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>A true championship contender wouldn&#8217;t come out flat.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I wonder if Sam knows who won MLS Cup last season?  Wasn&#8217;t it a team that had a sub .500 regular season who backed into the playoffs riding a hot goalie to the cup? <a href="http://web.mlsnet.com/standings/" target="_blank">Oh yeah it was</a>.  Maybe he is talking about the Supporter&#8217;s shield.  He couldn&#8217;t have possibly made a statement that could be easily contradicted by looking at last year&#8217;s <a href="http://web.mlsnet.com/mls/schedule/" target="_blank">March/April results</a>. Oh shit he did.  Fucking Columbus got blitzed 4-1 in their season opener and didn&#8217;t win a game until May 9th.  So teams that start the season flat and have players &#8216;lay stinkers&#8217; (gross) do actually win championships.  Looks like blogger Sam has a short memory.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Adding to the difficulty is the fact that the Rapids, who won 1-0 last week at Chivas USA, are a better team than the Red Bulls. They are a veteran laden squad that has a significant amount of talent &#8212; especially in the attacking part of the field. The Fire is going to have to bring a much better effort this weekend if they want to come back to Chicago with points.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Under what metric can anyone state that the Rapids are definitively better than the Red Bulls at this point? I watched the condensed version of the Rapids game on MLS streaming and they didn&#8217;t exactly create a lot of chances.  They converted on a very nice, perhaps lucky, goal by Omar Cummings who had the ball gifted to him on a failed Chivas clearance.  The Rapids are also busy integrating a whole bunch of new players into the side, much like the Fire.  If you can draw anything so far from this young season its that Chivas USA has some issues right now.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Finding an identity wouldn&#8217;t hurt either&#8230;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Your right it is downright shocking and disappointing that one game into the season with new players, coach and style of play that the Fire haven&#8217;t carved out a team wide identity to be feared.  The temerity of those assholes.</p>
<p><strong>One preview that didn&#8217;t make me want to slam it in a blog post:</strong></p>
<p>Len Zeihm has a nice <a href="http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/2136374,040210sptfire.article" target="_blank">preview of the game up at the South Town Star</a> website.  Tim Ward gets some quote time and Len breaks the news that Collins John will most likely start this weekend.  Most importantly he doesn&#8217;t freak out about the entire team after one game.  Way to show restraint Len!</p>
<p><strong>So MLSsoccer.com&#8217;s content is good right?</strong></p>
<p>Lets check in with MLSsoccer.com and their <a href="http://www.mlssoccer.com/content/confident-rapids-open-home-against-fire" target="_blank">preview</a> of the game.  Oh my what a piece of shit.  Seriously read this for yourself.  I&#8217;ll wait here and ponder the state of our defense without Wilman Conde playing (shit shit shit he needs to play).</p>
<p>Did you learn anything there? The most pertinent information is on the left side of the screen in the injuries section where Wilman Conde is listed as questionable with a foot contusion.  Is that information included in the actual game preview?  No.  In fact Conde is highlighted as part of the <em>heroes and villains</em> section (so fucking lame) in his battle with Conor Casey.  Way to go MLS Soccer dot com this was completely worthless.  The section subtitled <em>Stat that makes you go hmmm</em> should die a painful death.  MLSsoccer.com it would be great if you would treat your readers as adults instead of simpletons who need their information described with cutesy headers.  I would love to tell you who wrote this dreck but no one attached their name to it.  That is probably for the best.</p>
<p><strong>Blogger news:</strong></p>
<p>So Sam Stejskal is leaving Fire Confidential to write about the Fire for MLSsoccer.com.  Great he will continue to litter my life with bad previews, short-term memory, reminders that he is a student, and a nugget of news here and there. Guillermo from the comments section at Fire Confidential is taking over that blog.  Well he should be better than Sam. Best of luck Guillermo.</p>
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		<title>Awesomeness from my Twitter feed: Mostly Tiger Edition</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:36:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Merwin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[@beacoupKevin EVEN MORE ALTERNATE TIGER WOODS MOMENT I&#8217;LL ACCEPT: &#8220;Into dudes now. Who wants their slice?&#8221; @paulsen_smw Interesting hearing the NBC News Special Report music &#8212; used for 9/11, deaths, presidential addresses &#8212; used for Tiger Woods statement. @sbjsbd Golf Writers won&#8217;t go to Woods&#8217; event as pool reporters; @jonshow_sbj says vote was 19 to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=205&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/BeaucoupKevin" target="_blank">@beacoupKevin</a></p>
<p>EVEN MORE ALTERNATE TIGER WOODS MOMENT I&#8217;LL ACCEPT: &#8220;Into dudes now. Who wants their slice?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/paulsen_smw" target="_blank">@paulsen_smw</a></p>
<p>Interesting hearing the NBC News Special Report music &#8212; used for 9/11, deaths, presidential addresses &#8212; used for Tiger Woods statement.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/SBJSBD" target="_blank">@sbjsbd</a></p>
<p>Golf Writers won&#8217;t go to Woods&#8217; event as pool reporters; @jonshow_sbj says vote was 19 to boycott, 4 to go, 3 abstained. http://ow.ly/194dD</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/OGOchoCinco" target="_blank">@OGochocinco</a></p>
<p>Tiger Woods speaks in 40 minutes, any bets on tears flowing as part of the apoligy? Tears worked for me to get an ex back n 1995.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.twitter.com/ltma" target="_blank">@itma</a></p>
<p>Why can&#8217;t y&#8217;all let a Buddhist be great? #tiger</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Fake Sigi brings the noise. As for Peter King, well, check out his first professional soccer game in England, also last year. &#8220;The enthusiasm of the crowd, particularly the end-zone nutjobs, never wavered. . . I walked away wondering if there&#8217;s anything in America like the constant hum of a 90-minute match with the kind of [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=203&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.fakesigi.com/2010/02/sports-illustrated-to-send-plastic.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed:+fakesigi/Trik+(The+Fake+Sigi+Schmid+Blog)" target="_blank">Fake Sigi brings the noise</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p>As for Peter King, well, <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009/writers/peter_king/05/03/eagles/3.html" target="_blank">check out his first professional soccer game in England</a>, also last year.</p>
<p>&#8220;The enthusiasm of the crowd, particularly the end-zone nutjobs, never wavered. . . I walked away wondering if there&#8217;s anything in America like the constant hum of a 90-minute match with the kind of tradition football in Britain has. I&#8217;m not sure there is. Maybe a big college-football rivalry or a Red Sox-Yankees playoff game, or Canadiens-Leafs when both are hot. I don&#8217;t know. I doubt it.&#8221;</p></blockquote>
<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t know fuckhead, maybe ANY Seattle Sounders game? Or any good MLS or WPS playoff match? Or the National Teams? Ok, fine you sort of have us at the tradition, but seriously. IS THERE ANYTHING IN AMERICA LIKE THIS NO NOT AT ALL FUCK FACE SOCCER DOESN&#8217;T EXIST HERE GO BACK TO WRITING ABOUT YOUR POINTY BALL I HATE YOU.</p></blockquote>
<p>This is in response to SI announcing that fuck hole Peter King will be sent to South Africa to cover the World Cup. Of course King could turn in total train wreck columns which will make for compelling <em>internet theatre. </em></p>
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		<title>How I Became a Fire Fan</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2010 21:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The awesome Tom Dunmore, curator of Pitch Invasion, wrote a reaction to the news that the Champions League final is to be broadcasted on Fox.  His comments center around if this is good for MLS or not. At the same time, it’s been pretty clear for some time that when MLS targets its marketing to people [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=196&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The awesome Tom Dunmore, curator of Pitch Invasion, <a href="http://pitchinvasion.net/blog/2010/02/12/the-changing-landscape-of-american-soccer-media-good-for-mls/" target="_blank">wrote a reaction</a> to the news that the Champions League final is to be broadcasted on Fox.  His comments center around if this is good for MLS or not.</p>
<blockquote><p>At the same time, it’s been pretty clear for some time that when MLS targets its marketing to people that <em>already like soccer</em> — and much of this “liking” comes from watching overseas broadcasts of it — it bears fruit.</p></blockquote>
<p>His article, particularly the above quote, got me thinking about how I went from a World Cup fan to a die-hard Fire fan.  I always watched the World Cups.  I started by following the 1990 world cup on TNT, stayed up late for the games from Korea, took days off to watch the games from Germany and generally tried to pay attention to what was going on with the national team.  Sometime around 2003 I found myself going back to school and having my days free.  Still buzzing from the after effects of the 2002 World Cup I started watching more soccer on Fox Sports World or whatever it was called before it became Fox Soccer Channel.  There were always games on during the weekday afternoons, either live or taped, didn&#8217;t mater to me which. I can distinctly remember watching Lyon celebrate one of their French titles with every one of the guys on the field dying their hair the Lyon colors for the final, inconsequential, game of the season.  The free-flowing action, the 2 hour time frame in which games completed and the sweet lack of commercial interruption was slowly but surely turning me into a huge fan.  I found myself getting up to see Arsenal and Everton play at 6 AM on Saturday mornings.  Thierry Henry and Thomas Gravesen were my guys.  I dug Arsenal due to their entertaining and winning ways, Everton because they had a bunch of bald guys who would beat the shit out of you.  Plus Everton were upstarts trying to break up the hegemony of the EPL and that appealed to me.  Weirdly enough I never got into Fulham or following the Americans around the EPL.  I didn&#8217;t really have a favorite American player.</p>
<p>I decided to wait to attend my first soccer game until Toyota Park was built.  I tried keeping track of the Fire at that time but was pretty bad at doing it.  Fast forward to a Sunday (or Saturday) afternoon (or evening) sometime during July (I think) of 2006 (most likely) at Toyota Park.  There was a merch give away that day of Chicago Fire baseball caps courtesy of RadioShack. I still have that hat, two of them actually. The Fire played a nil-nil (this I&#8217;m pretty sure of) draw against a team I can&#8217;t remember.  I don&#8217;t remember much about the game other than Justin Mapp was player of the match for me and Nate Jaqua (then with the Fire) was driving me insane for his inability to play hard during the ridiculously hot afternoon.  Section 8 was in as full of throat as could be expected for such a hot day.  Thankfully our seats were in the shade that day.</p>
<p>I came back for the all-star game versus Chelsea where I ended up with this awesome view for most of the game:</p>
<p><a href="http://flyingguillotine.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/chelsea-and-stuff-003.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-197" title="Chelsea all star game 2006" src="http://flyingguillotine.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/chelsea-and-stuff-003.jpg?w=300&#038;h=200" alt="Fucking Cameramen" width="300" height="200" /></a> After this awesome start to my live soccer fandom I was hooked.  We went to a handful of games during 07, bought a 20 game flex pack for 2008, sat in the cheap $100 season tickets for 2009 and now have full-fledged season tickets in the skyway section for 2010.</p>
<p>My point is that it takes time to convert people who casually watch the European leagues into full fledged MLS fans.  The time will come where some of these people will become a supporters of their local team.  The rest of them will never be real supporters.</p>
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		<title>Fire off season: What we know right now</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:17:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a huge transitional off-season for the Fire.  Many important decisions need to be made, or have been made.  This is what we, the Fire fan, know. Coaching search:  The team interviewed a bunch of prospective candidates and whittled that down a few weeks ago to three finalists.  They were Jesse Marsch, Tom Soehn, and [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=189&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a huge transitional off-season for the Fire.  Many important decisions need to be made, or have been made.  This is what we, the Fire fan, know.</p>
<p>Coaching search:  The team interviewed a bunch of prospective candidates and whittled that down a few weeks ago to three finalists.  They were Jesse Marsch, Tom Soehn, and Carlos de los Cobos.  For the past two weeks Carlos de los Cobos has been pegged the front leader because he was seen having dinner with Javier Leon (Fire VP and right hand man of owner Andrew Hauptman).  On December 22nd<a href="http://twitter.com/mediotiempo" target="_blank"> Medio Tiempo</a> tweeted that he would be announced as the new Fire head coach (Carlos de los Cobos podría ser presentado en breve como nuevo técnico del Chicago Fire de la MLS.).  There have been some comments made by de los Cobos in the Spanish language press that indicated he was negotiating with an MLS club.  Most recently <a href="http://www.impre.com/laopinion/deportes/2010/1/4/sigue-en-suspenso-nuevo-dt-de--166843-1.html" target="_blank">de los Cobos denied anything was imminent</a>.  Goff picked up on the story from there and seems to have confirmed that he is the front-runner for the job.  He <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2010/01/things_were_hearing_barring_la.html" target="_blank">initially reported that his hiring was imminent</a> but then reported a day later that his hiring <a href="http://voices.washingtonpost.com/soccerinsider/2010/01/emilio_martinez_spike_lee_iran.html" target="_blank">hinges on the signing of 24-year-old Salvadoran winger Julio Martinez</a>.  Yesterday Ives chimed in saying we should know more by the end of the day.  In typical Ives fashion regarding the Fire, he was wrong.</p>
<p>There is so much speculation about de los Cobos, from multiple sources, that it looks like he will hired.  When is he going to be announced as the new coach seems the bigger question.</p>
<p><strong>UPDATE: </strong><a href="http://www.southtownstar.com/sports/1977302,010710sptfire.article" target="_blank">Klopas denies that search is complete</a>.  Either there is an issue with de los Cobos or its just about done and Klopas doesn&#8217;t want to spill anything.</p>
<p>Player Transactions:</p>
<p>To go along with the coaching rumors we have had multiple rumors of incoming players.</p>
<p>Ebi Smolarek: DP rumors swirled and then abated when Ebi finally signed with a european club.</p>
<p>Salim Toama:<a href="http://www.sport5.co.il/HTML/articles/Article.64.71309.html" target="_blank"> Reports from Isreal</a> indicate the Fire were sniffing around him.  30 year old wing player who spent time with Standard Liege (Thanks to MHaifa1913 on the Big Soccer forums for posting this and translating).</p>
<p>Julio Martinez: The aforementioned 24 year old Salvadoran winger that Chivas USA are also after according to <a href="http://esmitv.com/verdeporte.aspx?id=3999" target="_blank">this Esmi TV report</a>.  According to Goff</p>
<p>Krzysztof Krol: 23 year old Polish left back that the Fire allegedly have made a loan with option to buy offer according to <a href="http://www.sport.pl/sport/1,67926,7422626,Reich_odchodzi__Krol_tez_.html" target="_blank">sport.pl</a>.  He now plays for  Jagiellonia (thanks to JL Murtaugh of the Section 8 forums for posting this and giving a rough translation).</p>
<p>There also has been speculation that the Fire have a discovery claim for one of the recently signed trio of  Colombians: America De Cali central defender Edward Zea, Deportivo Cali central defender Pablo Escobar and Deportes Quindio central defender Hanyer Mosquera.  Rumors have pointed to Kansas City and Philly Union as getting two of them.  So far nothing is confirmed and just speculation at this point.</p>
<p>Getting a left back is high priority since David Myrie was selected in the expansion draft and Gonzalo Segares will not be returning next season (<a href="http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/chicago-fire-confidential/2010/01/segares-to-sign-with-cypriot-club.html" target="_blank">This just broke, he is close to signing with Apollon FC in Cyprus</a>).  One would think that since the Fire are trying to sign another winger that Justin Mapp is not thought of as a starter for next season.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m sure I&#8217;ve missed a few rumors above.  If you have anything to add please do.</p>
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		<title>David Myrie to Philly Union</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 20:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like the Fire will lose David Myrie in the expansion draft.  Official list not quite out yet. &#160; Update:  It is Official.<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=185&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like the Fire will lose David Myrie in the expansion draft.  Official list not quite out yet.</p>
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<p>Update:  It is Official.</p>
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		<title>The Thing about Ives</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Nov 2009 16:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ives has gone on to write a huge ass fucking tome elaborating on his retarded twitter from yesterday.  Lets get started. What do you get when you take an overbearing and meddling owner and a stubborn head coach? You get a marriage that was never going to work. You are the only one that has [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=180&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.soccerbyives.net/soccer_by_ives/2009/11/fireslatestcoachingdepartureabadsign.html" target="_blank">Ives has gone on to write a huge ass fucking tome</a> elaborating on his retarded twitter from yesterday.  Lets get started.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>What do you get when you take an overbearing and meddling owner and a stubborn head coach? You get a marriage that was never going to work.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>You are the only one that has ever described Fire ownership as meddling let alone overbearing.  This is some serious fucking hyperbole here.  Your article hypothesis puts forward why Denis should have been fired not the other way around.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Such is the case in Chicago, where the Fire is looking for its third coach in three years after parting ways with head coach Denis Hamlett, who never did see eye-to-eye with Fire owner Andrew Hauptman, who has taken a hands-on approach to running the Fire that led to a strained relationship with Hamlett.</em></p>
<p><em>Where did it all go wrong? It went wrong when Hamlett made the assumption that winning was enough, that doing his job and guiding the Fire to a pair of playoff victories was evidence enough that he was growing into his job in his second year as head coach. Instead of proving his worth, Hamlett became the first head coach in MLS history to not be retained after reaching conference finals in each of his first two seasons in charge.</em></p></blockquote>
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<p>Here is the thing Ives.  Hamlett didn&#8217;t win.  This team was supposed to be a Supporter&#8217;s Shield competitor, a SuperLiga winner, and a MLS cup participant.  None of this happened.  Hamlett presided over a team that consistently underperformed throughout the season.  He couldn&#8217;t even get this team to win consistently at home.  In case you forgot this was a team built to win now. Blanco, McBride, Brown, are old.  Conde wanted out, Soumary was going to be gone before Denis punched him in the face, Rolfe was out of contract at the end of the season as was Segares.  Yeah he had injuries but all the dropped points early in the season cost him his job (oh and that thing where he punched one of his players in the face, at halftime, of a big game, that we ended up losing).</p>
<blockquote><p><em>You will hear Fire officials say that it was a matter of wanting a new direction, and you&#8217;ll hear rumblings that a lack of trophies did in Hamlett, but you won&#8217;t hear that from the men who ultimately dumped Hamlett, Hauptman and sporting director Javier Leon. You will instead hear it from technical director Frank Klopas, who has been tasked with doing the dirty work for the Fire&#8217;s leadership, even though Hauptman and Leon were the men who pulled the trigger.</em></p>
<p><em>They aren&#8217;t likely to face the music and address the decision they made. They will simply continue to play the background while they look for a head coach who will play their game, who will let them be involved, who will allow Hauptman to operate as sort of a younger, soccer version of Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Ives you clearly don&#8217;t know the history of Al Davis.  He was a fucking great owner when younger with a keen eye for talent.  His insanity has only happened as he has gotten older.  No one has ever said Hauptman is evaluating talent (like Davis still does).  Seriously you went off the fucking deep end with this one.  It isn&#8217;t even close to an apt comparison.  Unless Hauptman tries to engineer a move to Champaign, then you might have something.</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t it supposed to be the Technical Director who does the dirty work for the owner?  Are you saying that Klopas wasn&#8217;t on board with the firing because from my vantage point it looks like he would have every right to be on board.  I&#8217;m sure Hauptman will talk about the firing at some point here, considering the press release was sent out less than 24 hours ago.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>For those of you in the soccer world who don&#8217;t know who Al Davis is, he&#8217;s the 80-year-old owner whose need to have his hands in the running of the team he owns has helped turn the Raiders into one of the laughing stocks of the NFL. His need to be in control has led the team to hire inexperienced coaches who would let Davis meddle and simply be thankful for having a job as a head coach.</em></p>
<p><em>Perhaps that is what Fire leadership thought would happen with Hamlett, a long-time assistant coach who had yearned for a head coaching job for years. Hamlett didn&#8217;t play along though. Hamlett had no interest in humoring an overbearing owner so instead of forging a relationship with Hauptman, Hamlett tried keeping him at arm&#8217;s length. That approach doomed Hamlett to a brief tenure in charge of the Fire, so when Chicago struggled through injuries and inconsistent form at home, the stage was set for the Fire to unload Hamlett after just two seasons.</em></p>
<p><em>If control is what Fire officials are ultimately looking for, we will see for ourselves when they make their next coaching hire. Former Fire legend Chris Armas is already being mentioned as a leading candidate despite having exactly one year of coaching experience on the pro level. If he is hired, or if the Fire turn to a coach with no head coaching experience, it will mark their second straight hiring of someone who hasn&#8217;t been a head coach before, a trend that would lend at least some credence to Hauptman&#8217;s comparisons to Al Davis.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>The stream of shit keeps on coming.  So let me get this straight Ives.  We should feel bad for Denis because he fucking flat-out refused to build a relationship with the NEW owner of the team he was coaching (according to you)?  Really?  So in other words Denis was a jackass to the owner (his boss) and then underperformed in regards to expectations.  That will get you fired from every fucking team the world over, justifiably so.</p>
<p>Whole lotta ifs your criticizing there.</p>
<p>Your Al Davis history lesson sucked.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>It isn&#8217;t as if coaches with little to no experience haven&#8217;t succeeded in MLS before. Peter Nowak won an MLS Cup title in his first year as a coach (with D.C. United) while Jason Kreis just became the youngest head coach to ever win an MLS Cup title just 30 months after retiring as a player and jumping right into coaching. What must be made clear about those two success stories is that in both instances, the novice coaches were supported by strong front office leadership and understanding ownership that let their soccer people make the soccer decisions. That doesn&#8217;t appear to be the environment that would await the Fire&#8217;s next head coach.</em></p>
<p><em>Does Hamlett bear his share of blame in all this? He isn&#8217;t blameless in the sense that he could have done more to establish a relationship with Hauptman, but Hamlett still did his job well and still navigated the Fire through injuries and player unhappiness with their contracts, all while managing a locker room with as many strong egos as any team in the league. The Fire remained a hard team to figure out during its time under Hamlett. Chicago was absolutely dominant on the road, easily boasting the best road record in a league where winning on the road just isn&#8217;t common, but the Fire was painfully mediocre at home, never really establishing the home-field advantage you might expect at Toyota Park.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>I realize that Denis is your boy but he PUNCHED Bakary Soumare in the face.  He punched him all the way to fucking France.  This isn&#8217;t called good player management.  Ives you don&#8217;t manage players with your fists no matter how old school you are.  We clearly disagree on what merits a job well done.</p>
<p>Also Klopas appears to be gaining, not losing, power in the front office.  He has become a more public face during the stretch drive directly working with supporters regarding a few issues.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>In the end, Hamlett&#8217;s tenure with the Fire was done in by the slimmest of margins, by penalty kick losses in the SuperLiga Final and MLS Eastern Conference Final. A trophy, or even a berth in the MLS Cup Final, might have been enough to buy him another year, but the truth is it might have simply delayed the inevitable. Fire ownership and Hamlett were never going to really see eye-to-eye, were never going to have that relationship needed to produce a championship team. The question that lingers now is whether the Fire will ever find that again with its current ownership.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>His tenure was done in by his own fucking arrogance.  Arrogance towards ownership, arrogance about working in players provided to him during the season (Pappa last year, David Myrie this year both of whom saw limited minutes when they could have helped), and arrogance towards his own players.  We should have gotten better from a Fire original.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Soccer By Ives:  So who will Chicago hire next? Look for the Fire to hire a young coach the ownership can try to control. The SBI early favorite? Chris Armas Ives on Twitter 6pm ish 11/25. Could it be more obvious that Ives was getting his info on the Fire coaching situation from the Denis [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=178&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size:small;"><a href="http://twitter.com/SoccerByIves" target="_blank">Soccer By Ives</a>:  So who will Chicago hire next? Look for the Fire to hire a young coach the ownership can try to control. The SBI early favorite? Chris Armas</span></p>
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<div><span style="color:#333333;"><span style="font-size:small;">Could it be more obvious that Ives was getting his info on the Fire coaching situation from the Denis Hamlett side of things?  Just the phrasing of the above tweet indicates that Hamlett wouldn&#8217;t/couldn&#8217;t be controlled.  Ives thinks firing Hamlett was a bad decision.  I really don&#8217;t know how you could come to that conclusion if you were a serious observer of the team.</span></span></div>
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		<description><![CDATA[Within the past 30 minutes the Chicago Fire issued a press release announcing the Denis Hamlett will not be retained as head coach for next season.  Frank Klopas will handle all duties until a new coach is hired. &#160; This has been coming for a while now.  The Fire was loaded with veteran talent yet [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=flyingguillotine.wordpress.com&amp;blog=3194912&amp;post=175&amp;subd=flyingguillotine&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://sports.espn.go.com/chicago/news/story?id=4686607" target="_blank">Within the past 30 minutes the Chicago Fire</a> issued a press release announcing the Denis Hamlett will not be retained as head coach for next season.  Frank Klopas will handle all duties until a new coach is hired.</p>
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<p>This has been coming for a while now.  The Fire was loaded with veteran talent yet didn&#8217;t win a single trophy over the two years of Hamlett&#8217;s coaching tenure.  The team only appeared in one final, the fun yet lightly regarded 2009 SuperLiga tournament, which they lost in penalties to Tigres.</p>
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<p>Hamlett had many flaws as a head coach, the biggest being his lack of tactical acumen.  He seemingly had players play out of position when the team was healthy (Chris Rolfe), he consistently played Cuauhtémoc Blanco in a strikers roll (instead of in Blanco&#8217;s position for El Tri behind the strikers) reducing his ability to create scoring chances for his teammates and his second half adjustments were rarely effective.  It didn&#8217;t appear as if Hamlett saw eye to eye with Klopas on player assessment either.  David Myrie a late season signing did not see any time down the stretch even though he played a position that was hit hard by injury.</p>
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<p>I&#8217;m happy to see him gone from the head coaching position.  His hire was a mistake made by former President of the Fire John Guppy who was publicly rejected by at least one if not two candidates (reportedly due to poor contract offers).  Hamlett, while a loyal Fire assistant for many years, was nothing but a band-aid hire when Guppy felt he had no other options.</p>
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<p>Frank Klopas and owner Andrew Hauptman need to make sure we don&#8217;t run into another temporary style hire.  They need to take a bold step and hire someone who is already recognized as an excellent tactical coach.  Expect to see most of the rumors to be focused on Tommy Soehn due to his past as a Fire player.  While I wouldn&#8217;t mind Soehn (SS and US Open Cup winner in the past three seasons) hiring a MLS retread is not the type of move to inspire confidence, even one who comes with a degree of recent success.  One other option would be Martin Vasquez, former Chivas USA and Bayern Munich assistant.  He was recently considered the front-runner for the Chivas USA job but that job appears to be Steve Sampson&#8217;s to lose at the moment.</p>
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<p>I hope the team considers looking outside the league a bit to find a coach.  With Klopas handling player acquisition a good tactician as head coach could do wonders for this franchise.  This person would need to dedicate themselves to learning the ins and outs of MLS but this shouldn&#8217;t be impossible.  I&#8217;m not sure who that coach would be but the Fire appear to be uniquely structured (in MLS terms) to allow for the success of a foreign coach who isn&#8217;t exactly familiar with the league.</p>
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